I used to keep up with all these new fangled 'net trends, but somehow I fell behind the times. Indeed. I was the last kid on the block to get a LiveJournal. But, after a two year hiatus, I've decided it really IS time to get this corner of mine back up to speed. So ... GONE is the outlandish, eye-burning orange!

BUt enough about me ... let's talk about you. Why did you come here? Did you come to pick apart the author of this madness? Did you come to see the parties responsible for all this nonsense? Did you come to read what other spewage I've filled my pages with? Maybe you just came to waste time.

Kill your time here. Revel in ME, myself and I. Succumb to the overwhemling urge to put off whatever it is that you're avoiding to surf the 'net and "touch" a stranger from afar. I promise I don't bite (unless asked to).

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