Have you beheld the Urbane Monkey? Have you seen what else it has to offer? Have you?

This is undoubtedly the best website in the universe. Oh baby!

Everybody has one. And these are the people I find entertaining enough to keep around.

Slack? Slack. SLACK?! SLACK!!!!1 W3rd.


I'm an addict. Do you have one? Indulge your inner voyeur and peek into the lives of total strangers all over the world. I can't help myself.

Nuts for your truck? Butt Ice? Cruel and funny and thoroughly entertaining.

Have you ever dealt in customer service? Better yet, have you ever done computer tech support? And you don't yet know about Userfriendly? Poor you.

Oh yeah? Oh YEAH? Well FARK you, buddy! A metasource of information and news.

Burninating the countryside! Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIGHT!

Is this obnoxious? Do u cyber? I'm sorry, did you say something? Random Questions version 2 has the answer.

Hello. My name is Jessica. And I am addicted to Ultima Online. What? UO's not an addiction? Well ... no, I never did suck dick for UO game time. Bullshit? Bullshit? What? Oh I'm so confused!

There's only one place where you can find pictures of stuffed animals having sex, or lamps made from Jell-o. There's endless fun to be had here.

KNAC was the last metal radio station in LA, and now it's one of the coolest 'net radio stations out there. Sure, they play lots of cheesy 80s metal and stuff that just SUCKS, but they also play SLAYER and that makes it okay.

Got a webcam? Power it with a program that's worth a damn.

Southern California's best-est-est resource for live concerts. Moshking, you're my hero.

(this page updated ... whenever it suits me. last time: 14 Jun 04)